Thursday, May 28, 2009

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

The group entered the hotel. When they did, the intercom said they were trespassing through American property. Then it said to identify themselves.Charlie yelled out gibberish words. Mr.Wonka got the idea and also yelled out gibberish. The space control station in Texas had an interpreter with them, and he said it wasn't a language on Earth. He said the were men from Mars. Everybody else believed him.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

The security guards of the hotel broadcasted the elevator on TV so everybody can see the people bring in the "bomb" into the hotel. The President thought they were Russians. He called Russia to let them know 7 Russians were going to blow up a hotel. One person told the President that the guy with the pointed beard looked Chinese. Then the President called China and people said they were not Chinese but they didn't know what nationality they were. so the President thought Charlie and his friends were Martians.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

The group needed to use the elevator's rockets to fly to the hotel. Charlie and Grandpa Joe tried swimming to the rocket switches, but Mr.Wonka said you have to blow as hard as you can to move. They blew themselves to the rocket switches and turned them on.The elevator started to move to the hotel. Everybody started to goof off and flew all over the elevator.The security guards told the President they were doing some war dance and they were Indians. The President told them to keep them out of the hotel.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

The group in the elevator saw a space hotel named Space Hotel U.S.A. The elevator started to fly to the hotel. The security of the hotel saw the elevator and reported to the president. The 3 security guards told the president that there was a 10 year old kid, a guy with fancy clothes and a pointed beard, 2 adults, 4 elderly people, and a bed inside a flying glass elevator. The president thought the security guards were going nuts because they saw a bed and told them to look at it again. The security guards said it was a bed. The president then said it was actually a disguised bomb. Then he said to keep an eye on the elevator.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

Charlie, his family, and Mr.Wonka were on a glass elevator that was flying up into the air.Everybody except Mr. Wonka was worried they were going to die they thought they were going to space.Mr.Wonka explained that he had to press the green flashing button at the right time to land in Earth or the will go to far into space. Everybody was getting freaked out, so they bothered Mr. Wonka and he missed the chance to press the button, so they were stuck in space. He pressed a button that gave the elevator oxygen. Mr.Wonka didn't know what to do now.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Matilda

Ms. Trunchbull went mysteriously missing, so Ms. Honey moved to where her aunt lived. Matilda was welcome at any time.Matilda's parents were going to Spain forever, so Matilda told Ms. Honey about them,and Ms. Honey told Matilda that her dad was actually a crook. The parents rushed their car to the airport, but Matilda stayed with Ms. Honey to live with her.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Matilda

The Trunchbull was teaching again, and she tested a kid on his 3-times tables. She said to him to recite the 3-times tables backwards. Ms. Honey told the Trunchbull that there was no point for teaching multiplication backwards. But, a kid looked at the chalkboard and saw a floating chalk writing something. The Trunchbull looked at it, and it wrote that she should give Ms. Honey her own house back. Then it wrote, "I'm watching you, Agatha Trunchbull." Who could it be?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Matilda

Matilda went back to her house. She remembered earlier when a baby croc was in a glass of water, she whispered to herself to tip it over, and it did. Matilda wondered if she had powers.She stole one of her dad's cigars and put on the table in her room. She stared at it for a long time. Eventually, the cigar started to float in midair. She practiced for an hour making it float. She got tired, and fell asleep.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Matilda

Ms. Honey decided to tell Matilda a story while they were in the cottage. Ms. Honey's mom died when Ms. Honey was 2, and when she was 6, Ms.Honey's dad committed suicide. So, Ms. Honey was alone for a few months, then her aunt came to the house, and they moved to a cottage. Then, Ms. Honey told Matilda she went to college when she was 18 and she graduated when she was 20. Right now she is 23. After that, Ms. Honey admitted something. She said to keep it secret. The secret is that Ms. Honey's aunt is Ms. Trunchbull. Maybe that's why she had a hard time living when her aunt came.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Matilda

Ms. Honey wanted Matilda to come with her to a place. Ms. Honey walked out of the school, and into a forest. Then they saw a gate and opened it to find a small cottage. Matilda asked why they where there, and Ms. Honey told her that it was her house. They went inside, and Ms. Honey got some cups out to have tea. Ms. Honey asked Matilda to get a bucket of water from the well by the cottage. Later, Matilda returned with the bucket of water. They talked, and Ms. Honey admitted she was poor and did not have much money.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Matilda

Matilda wanted to talk to Ms. Honey about Ms. Trunchbull. Turns out, Ms. Honey was the one who put the baby crocodile in the cup of water. Matilda still wasn't happy about Ms. Trunchbull. Matilda and Ms. Honey were the only people inside the classroom because all the other kids were outside playing. Matilda didn't feel like going outside. Instead, she got out her big book and read it.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Matilda

Ms.Trunchbull found a baby crocodile in her water cup, and she blamed Matilda for it. Matilda started to get mad, but she calmed down to think. Matilda was whispering to the crocodile to tip over the cup. It did, and Ms. Trunchbull blamed Matilda again. The class told her nobody got out of their seat and she tipped it over. Ms.Trunchbull got mad and went out of the classroom. Then Ms. Honey let everyone in the class play outside until it was the end of the school day.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Matilda

It's Thursday and It's 2:00. That means it's time for Ms.Trunchbull to teach! :( Ms. Trunchbull looked at the class. She told everyone to put thier hands up so she can see if they are clean. Eventually, she found a kid with filthy hands named Nigel. She took a closer look at him. His hands were dirty and there was some baked beans from when the kids ate lunch on his shirt. She asked what 7 plus 7 was, and a kid blurted out 16. Nigel then answered 15. Then Ms.Trunchbull got really mad at the kid who shouted out and picked him up by the ears and threw him on to the ground.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Matilda

Ms. Honey told the class that Ms. Trunchbull is going to teach the class every Thursday at 2:00 PM after lunch. Then she told the class what you shouldn't do when Ms. Trunchbull is teaching:
  • Make sure your clothes, hands, and face are clean.
  • Speak only when your supposed to.
  • Don't talk back.
  • Don't try to be funny.
If you did any of those, Ms. Trunchbull would go crazy. She needs a glass and a jug of water on her desk while teaching, so Ms.Honey put Lavender in charge to make sure the 2 things were there.